Wednesday 22 July 2009

Daily Mash: Concerns grow over lack of panic

excellent satire of the media & governmental furore over swine flu:

“But despite their all-out efforts, millions of people across the country have decided to simply wash their hands twice a day and accept that if they do get swine flu the chances of them dying from it are so small as to be really quite tedious.
Nevertheless the department of health will today urge people to empty their freezers, stressing that is where they will have to store their grandmother until the army can collect her and throw her into a landfill.”

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/concern-grows-over-lack-of-panic-200907201915/

more funny:

ULRIKA BATHING IN VIRGINS' BLOOD, SAY VILLAGERS

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